Sunday, August 14, 2011
She cost 800 cows?
Water well lets just not talk about that. The "game"-ness of the group is growing each day along with our sense of humor. Jane was blessed to meet part of Bosco's family today. Worship was AWESOME! No words can describe how they sing, so everyone get your batutay over here to experience it yourself. Pastor Sunny did the service, horrible as usual. Right now she is drunk on wine. She had the great fortune to go to a wedding this afternoon and get good food and water. Lets just say our whole group is looking forward to a nice juicy, greasy double Big Mac with fries. Can you say super-size? Well back on topic, the brides family settled on 800 cows as the dowry. Imagine Pastor Sunny's disappointment when she found out the cows weren't real. Plus she completely offended one of the locals...AGAIN. She refused to take a drink at the wedding which apparently is not done. Lets not talk about the other time. Poor John. Did we mention that dinner was beans, oh and it was served for lunch too. What a time to be without water? Or personal space with thick walls. Everyone thinks I've gone off the deep end. Maybe they're right...too many beans. Anyways, back at the ranch, we had an English visitor that sets up businesses for Rwandan people. His name is Tom. Well I saw a wrestling match between 3 boys. I was laughing hysterically. Megan, now I'm talking in third person, which is a sign of insanity by the way, wow I do sound crazy. (and that is a really long run-on sentence) Anyhow I'm doing fine, a little ripe but managing. Welp Andy is sitting on the porch with us, kind of ignoring what wwe are saying and she has just informed us that the bar next door has hamburgers!!!!!!! Score! Wow do I sound like Pastor Sunny; I've spent too much time with this woman. Helen on the other hand is still wondering why her husband hung up on her 3 times. Bri just turned in early. Must be all the beans. Poor beans; they get blamed for everything. Well its this point at night when I say stuff I shouldn't. The folks around me are only egging me on. Therefore it is my good sense of judgement to turn off the computer before I let it slip that Pastor Sunny.....
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Well back online, I just wanted to say, like I haven't said enough, that Pastor Sunny should not be removed from the pulpit because of this post. The last post proves her to be insane and unequipped to do her job. (Disclaimer: This is all in good humor and has nothing to do with the efficiency of Pastor Sunny's work. We'll talk next consistory meeting) <3 you, maybe, depending on my mood.
ReplyDeleteHello everyone….in answer to Helen’s question….Dad said that every time he answered the phone he didn’t hear anyone on his end so he hung up. The same thing happened several times the day before so he assumed it was a prankster. He wants you to know that he loves and misses you and hopes you are enjoying your time there and will see you when you get home. Boots says hello with a pat on the head. Love Lori
ReplyDeleteMegan you are hilarious!! I hate beans, so I probably wouldn't last too long there. Might be a good thing that it is all ladies and no men are along. Men and beans... oh my goodness:)
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to here "the rest of the stories". Sounds like a lot of laughter and fun.
You guys are going to hate to come back to boring Schuylkill county.
Hello from Skook!
ReplyDeleteVery funny! I think gas bubbles have gone to your brain! haha. It reminds me of the 70's movie, "Blazing Saddles", cowboys sitting around the campfire eating beans and letting the
stinkers fly! I can see it all now, it's evening, and you ladies are sitting out on the porch and lettin' 'em rip! haha
Seriously, we hope the water gets turned back on soon!
Keep on bloggin' and stay safe!
Susan